Homegrown Hero

  Born in Karachi, Pakistan in 1975, KHURRUM RAHMAN moved to England when he was one. He is a west London boy and now lives in Berkshire with his wife and two sons.

  Khurrum is currently working as a Senior IT Officer but his real love is writing. He has a screenplay which has been optioned by a Danish TV producer but is now concentrating on novels.

  Khurrum’s first novel, and the first book in the Jay Qasim series, East of Hounslow, was shortlisted for both the CrimeFest Last Laugh award and the CWA John Creasey New Blood Dagger award.

  Copyright

  An imprint of HarperCollins Publishers Ltd

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  London SE1 9GF

  First published in Great Britain by HQ in 2018

  Copyright © Khurrum Rahman 2018

  Khurrum Rahman asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.

  A catalogue record for this book is available from the British Library.

  This novel is entirely a work of fiction. The names, characters and incidents portrayed in it are the work of the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events or localities is entirely coincidental.

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  Ebook Edition © November 2018 ISBN: 9780008229610

  Version: 2018-10-23

  PRAISE FOR KHURRUM RAHMAN

  ‘Told with striking panache. Announces the arrival of a fine, fresh new thriller writer.’ Daily Mail

  ‘Combining humour and tragedy is one of the hardest literary challenges, but Khurrum Rahman succeeds.’ TLS

  ‘A very funny but tense thriller ... think Four Lions meets Phone Shop.’ Red

  ‘As much a coming-of-age story as a full-on action thriller, East of Hounslow is thought-provoking and entirely gripping.’ Guardian

  ‘Sweary, funny and, above all, an absolutely cracking thriller that you’ll tear through, this is the anti-James Bond that the 21st century needs.’ Emerald Street

  ‘East of Hounslow, in which a young Muslim finds himself forced to become an MI5 plant in a group of jihadists, is as British as Nelson’s Column. A superb and exciting debut novel.’ Telegraph

  ISBN: 978-0-00-822960-3

  ‘Clipped dialogues, staccato sentences and the hilariously brilliant prose set the pace of this excellent unputdownable crime thriller. The climax will leave you breathless.’ New Indian Express

  ‘A brilliant thriller. You’d be mad not to buy this.’ Ben Aaronovitch, Sunday Times bestselling author of the Rivers of London series

  ‘Excellent book. Phenomenal writing.’ B A Paris, Sunday Times bestselling author of Bring Me Back

  ‘I loved it. More please.’ Mel McGrath, author of Give Me the Child

  ‘Builds to a heart-constricting climax.’ Times Crime Club

  ‘The best thriller I’ve read in ages.’ Stephen Leather, author of the Spider Shepherd series

  SHORTLISTED for the CrimeFest Last Laugh Award 2018

  SHORTLISTED for the CWA John Creasey New Blood Dagger 2018

  To my very own Mischief & Mayhem,

  and the one I call Jaan

  Contents

  Cover

  About the Author

  Title Page

  Copyright

  PRAISE

  Dedication

  Prologue

  PART 1: TWO DAYS EARLIER

  1. Imran Siddiqui (Imy)

  2. Javid Qasim (Jay)

  3. Burj Al Arab Hotel, Dubai

  4. Thames House

  5. Hounslow High Street

  6. Imy

  7. Burj Al Arab Hotel, Dubai

  8. Imy

  9. Jay

  10. Imy

  11. Jay

  12. Jay

  13. Heathrow Airport: Arrivals

  14. Imy

  15. Derelict Building Site, South London

  16. Jay

  17. Isleworth and Syon School

  18. Imy

  19. Imy

  20. Jay

  21. Imy

  22. Jay

  23. Imy

  24. Jay

  25. Imy

  PART 2

  26. Jay

  27. Imy

  28. Jay

  29. Imy

  30. Jay

  31. South London

  32. Imy

  33. Jay

  34. Kingston, Southwest London

  35. Jay

  36. Imy

  37. Jay

  38. Imy

  39. Jay

  40. Maimana‚ Afghanistan

  41. Jay

  42. Imy

  43. Jay

  44. Hounslow Police Station

  45. Imy

  46. Jay

  47. Imy

  48. Jay

  49. Imy

  50. Jay

  51. Heston, West London

  52. Jay

  53. Imy

  54. Jay

  55. Lampton Park, Hounslow

  56. Jay

  57. Imy

  58. Jay

  59. Imy

  60. Afghanistan-Pakistan Border

  PART 3

  61. Heston, West London

  62. Jay

  63. Port Gwadar, Pakistan

  64. Hounslow Police Station

  65. Jay

  66. Hounslow Police Station

  67. Jay

  68. Imy

  69. Hounslow Police Station

  70. Imy

  71. Jay

  72. Imy

  73. Derelict Building Site, South London

  74. Jay

  75. Derelict Building Site, South London

  76. Jay

  77. Derelict Building Site, South London

  78. Derelict Building Site, South London

  79. Jay

  80. Derelict Building Site, South London

  81. Derelict Building Site, South London

  82. Jay

  83. Derelict Building Site, South London

  84. Jay

  85. Imy

  86. Jay

  87. Hounslow, West London

  88. Jay

  89. Imy

  90. Jay

  91. Imy

  92. Jay

  93. Abu Dhabi

  94. Jay

  95. Eight months later…

  Acknowledgments

  About the Publisher

  Prologue

  Parking my Beemer in my driveway‚ I killed the engine and took a deep breath. Leaning back‚ I sank into the driver’s seat and closed my eyes‚ enjoying the cool evening breeze coming in through the car window.

  In the distance‚ I heard the low growl of a diesel engine. At first barely perceptible‚ the sound moved closer‚ louder‚ the vehicle picking up speed then humming idly as it came to a standstill close by.

  A car door opened‚ and closed.

  I opened my eyes and turned.

  He was standing beside me‚ smiling down through my open car window. Like seeing a ghost.

  ‘Hello‚ old chum‚’ he said‚ ‘I haven’t seen you in ages.’

  I barely had time to catch a glint of something before his arm snaked through my window and‚ in perfect silence‚ sliced my throat from ear to ear.

  PART 1

  TWO DAYS EARLIER

 
Fatwa: A pronouncement of death by a higher authority.

  1

  Imran Siddiqui (Imy)

  I’d never before come across a person like Jack. I had him tightly strapped in the backseat as I drove him to the location. He knew just as well as I did‚ maybe better‚ that I only had a small window to extract the information out of him. Because once we’d reached our destination he’d be protected to the hilt and there wasn’t a damn thing I could do about it. He just needed to hold tight. But he’d made a mistake. He didn’t know about me‚ about my past. I’d get the information I needed from the devil if it was the last damn thing I did. I was confident of it. I had to be careful‚ though. I couldn’t get physical. If he turned up with so much as a mark on him‚ it would be me that suffered.

  ‘Jack... C’mon‚ mate‚’ I started with the soft approach.’Where is it?’

  ‘I’ve told you‚’ Jack glanced outside the window at the buses lit up within Hounslow Bus Garage. ‘I’m not telling you.’

  I inhaled through my nose and gripped the steering wheel tightly. Even if I drove slowly I had maybe five minutes left of the journey. I loosened the grip and dropped my shoulders. He was observant‚ and I did not want him to see me tense. I turned the volume up on the CD player. In an effort to break him I had been playing Yellow Submarine on repeat‚ a song that he hated and one that I loved. It hadn’t worked though; I was beginning to despise it; I took a quick glance in the rear-view mirror and he was singing along.

  ‘Put it higher. This is my jam!’ Jack squealed‚ and I immediately killed the sound.

  ‘Jack. Listen... J-just listen.’ I stammered and realised that I was about to plead. I’ve never before bent over for anybody and I wasn’t going to start now. I pulled up at a red light and slipped the gear into neutral. I closed my eyes and tried to gather my thoughts and focus on my training. It seemed like a lifetime ago. It was a lifetime ago. A blare from the car behind broke me out of my thoughts.

  ‘It’s green‚’ Jack said.

  His tinny voice echoed in my ears and I found myself grinding my teeth so hard that my temples started to rhythmically pulse. I slipped into first and set off with a stutter. I slid the window down and allowed the cold evening air to hit me‚ to jolt me into action‚ but I was fast running out of time and ideas. Jack sneezed. Gotcha! I moved my hand over the control panel and slid down every window. I eyed him through the rear-view and I could see Jack physically curl up into a ball‚ his shoulders hunched and his chin down to his chest. His bottom lip quivered. I almost‚ almost felt for him but instead I turned the air conditioning onto cold.

  ‘You okay in the back‚ Jack?’ I said‚ and with his chin still dug into his chest he lifted his big blue eyes at me and sniffed.

  ‘I’m fine.’

  ‘Bet you wish you wore a jacket now.’

  ‘I’m fine.’ He said‚ his face getting paler‚ angry goose pimples appearing on his arm.

  ‘You ready to tell me or do I go higher?’ I said‚ my hand hovering over the AC control.

  ‘Do what you like. Go higher.’

  I could not believe it. Why was it so hard to break him? When had I become so terrible at this? All my training‚ all my discipline had left me. As always‚ at times of stress‚ my scalp started to itch‚ as though a thousand little spiders were dancing through my hair and it took all my will not to scratch the hell out of it.

  ‘You’re sweating‚’ Jack said. His chin was now raised and pointing at me in defiance. My hand was at my forehead wiping away the sheen of sweat. He smiled‚ goofy and mocking and I dropped my hand immediately to the gear stick and gripped it.

  No more Mr Nice Guy. This ends now. I closed the windows and killed the air con.

  ‘I’m going to count to ten and if you haven’t told me where the remote is then I am pulling over and going to work on your fingers until you do tell me. Is that what you want‚ Jack? Do you want me to chop off your fingers?’

  ‘Why would I want you to chop off my fingers?’ He blinked lazily at me.

  ‘Because‚ you’re asking for it.’

  ‘I don’t remember asking to have my fingers chopped off.’

  It was an empty threat‚ an ill-judged bluff‚ one that we both knew that I would never go through with. I could never harm a single hair on his dumb side parting. I had lost‚ convincingly. The night that I had waited so long for‚ ruined. All the planning‚ wasted.

  I pulled my Prius up to the location a broken man. There she was‚ stepping out of her Golf‚ a stack of files balanced in her hands. She was wearing a fitted grey trouser suit with Adidas sneakers‚ her heels knocking around somewhere in the confines of her car. She kicked the door shut and turned to us just as I was getting out of my car. She smiled at me and as frustrated as I was I could not help but smile back at her. It held for a long second as our smiles had a silent conversation.

  Her name is Stephanie Mills‚ and every part of me is in love with every part of her.

  I opened the back door‚ my smile replaced with a snarl‚ and unstrapped Jack out of the car. I gripped the back of his neck and frogmarched him down the path. He shrugged his shoulders away from my grip and ran to her. His protector. His Mother.

  ‘Mummy‚ Imy opened all the windows and then he put the cold air on and I wasn’t even wearing a jacket and... And... And...’ He spurted in one breath‚ as I took the stack of files from her. She kneeled down and embraced Jack whilst giving me that look from over his shoulder. ‘And he said he’s going to chop my fingers off‚ Mummy.’

  The look I delivered to Stephanie insinuated that it was all true. She stood up and smoothed down her suit as Jack scuttled behind her legs in mock fear.

  ‘I swear it’s like having two kids. Why do you two always have to fight so much?’

  ‘Ask him!’

  ‘I’m asking you‚ you’re the grown up.’

  ‘He’s hidden the remote control. El Classico is on tonight.’

  ‘El what? Forget it‚ I don’t want to know.’

  ‘It’s a silly football match‚ Mummy‚’ Jack said‚ poking his head around her legs. Stephanie shot a look at him and he retreated back.

  ‘So you’re not staying tonight?’ Stephanie asked. ‘You can watch it here.’

  ‘You can give me a bath‚ too and a bedtime story‚’ Jack chipped in.

  ‘I’ve made plans with Shaz tonight‚ kid.’

  She placed the palm of her hands on my chest and patted it once‚ twice. Her hands lingered as she planted an overdue kiss on my lips and whispered. ‘Tomorrow? I’ll cook.’

  ‘Definitely‚’ I whispered back‚ my voice catching. Nearly three years together and her touch still made me want to forget the world and follow her voice‚ her smell. ‘Tomorrow.’

  ‘Say hi to Shaz from me. And Imy...’ Stephanie inclined her head towards Jack who was now sitting cross legged on the front lawn picking clumps out of the grass. I nodded at her and with a too quick peck she turned and walked into her house.

  ‘Alright‚ kid.’ I sat down opposite him‚ legs crossed‚ mirroring him.

  ‘Can’t you stay?’ His eyes everywhere but on me.

  ‘I would love to. But I’ve got things to do. I’ll come early tomorrow‚ we’ll have lunch together.’

  ‘I’m at school tomorrow‚’ Jack said‚ whine creeping into his voice.

  ‘How about I swing by after? Take you to the park or we can go on a bike ride. Your choice.’

  ‘Both… Can we do both?’

  ‘How about you ride your bike to the park. How’s that sound‚ kid?’

  His eyes finally met mine and he nodded excitedly. ‘Are you doing sleepover tomorrow‚ too?’

  ‘I’ll bring my PJ’s. Let’s make a camp and sleep in there‚’ I said. ‘Now come on‚ bring it in‚ give me the good stuff.’ He stood as I got to my knees and gave me a hug that only a five-year-old could possibly give‚ nice and tightly fitting into my body. I kissed him on the head and hissed in his ear.
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  ‘Where’s the damn remote?’

  ‘I’m not telling you‚’ he replied‚ whilst his hand snaked into my shirt collar and released damp grass down my back before running off inside laughing manically.

  I sat in my car and watched them for a moment. Stephanie in the kitchen‚ steaming mug in one hand – coffee‚ one sugar‚ no milk. In the other hand she held a Spiderman beaker – hot chocolate‚ microwaved‚ one minute medium. Jack stormed in and clumsily climbed up onto the stool in front of the breakfast bar.

  I said a silent prayer. Warmth‚ health and happiness.

  But I knew that as much as I loved them‚ inevitably it would be me that took all those things away.

  2

  Javid Qasim (Jay)

  The phone rang again‚ chirpy and incessant‚ desperate to be held. I looked across at the two other operators sitting either side of me. To my left Dave‚ or Davey as he liked to be called‚ a middle aged man who dressed way too young and smelt like tangerines. To my right‚ Kelly‚ a cute‚ geeky girl‚ the type who turned up transformed to the school prom and surprised the hell out of everyone‚ and ended up sleeping with Jason‚ the captain of the swimming team. Probably‚ I don’t know. I just wanted to go home.

  Kelly and Dave were busy on calls and the phone was still screaming in my face. I sighed loudly‚ my irritation clear to Carol‚ the team leader from hell. She glanced over at me just as I glanced over at the clock. Two minutes to five. Two minutes before I could get the hell out of this place for a few hours before it all starts again. I knew if I answered the phone I’d be stuck here past five. I can just about make it to five‚ but keeping me here any longer is tantamount to taking the fucking piss‚ especially on a Monday. I locked eyes with Carol and ventured out a hopeful smile whilst inclining my head towards the clock‚ the smile wasn’t reciprocated‚ instead she nodded down her long beak at the phone. I huffed and puffed a little‚ just enough to have made my point‚ and then I answered the phone.

  ‘IT Helpdesk‚ how can I help you?’

  *

  On the short drive home‚ I mentally pictured the inside of my fridge‚ it didn’t take long. I couldn’t be arsed with a big shop‚ I could do that later on my iPad‚ from the comfort of my armchair‚ but I did need a quick fix for the night.